ATTN: 4chan racist

This goes to all the stupid redneck inbred racists hiding in our precious 4chan. Why the hell are you here? You're giving us a bad name. Shouldn't you be out milking a cow, or fucking you're 3 legged sister? 4chan, after all, is based off of a Japanese site. That's like a KKK member eating at a KFC in Harlem. GTFO.

i herd u liek mudkipz

hey nigga fuck off back to africa if you dinnae like it

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MISC ---oh hai guyz! where's dat dere celltech gone?!?!

Are you aware that creatine is a steroid and is dangerous to you health, take my friend for example, he was a fit and healthy guy but got sucked into the world of bodybuilding and his friend big Ron suggested dat dere cell-tech. Needless to say my friend being the gullible POS he was trusted ronnies advice whilst in awe at his bulging guns.
He started off with 2 scoops a day, he was really excited about dat celltech. well his downfall started with the first scoop he consumed.

He literally started to grow in about a day, this was unbelieveable. As an all natural bodybuilder i was a bit pissed with what i was seeing. Well a week went by and i popped round his house. OMFG i didnt believe it, his guy put on easily 50lbs of LBM, he was now consuming 3 tubs a week and a gallon of water an hour.

A few months on I confronted him about his celltech abuse he just growled and continued to flex in the mirror. The guy was beyond help i just didnt know what to do so i called 911, the police came round, it was big Ron. I forgot he was a cop.
Anyways big Ron told me, if you say anything about dat dere celltech to my superiors he'd snap my neck. At this point i was shitting bricks, i was literally on my own, me and the cell tech boy and a tub of celltech.

i thought the only people i could contact was the guys back on the misc section, these guys were about as usefull as an ashtray for a motorbike.

my last port of call was muscletech head office, they asked me to leave cell-tech boy and he'd be in safe hands. i left that office worrying about celltech boy and what dat dere cell tech was doing to him inside.
i never did see celltech boy again, i really miss that musclehead.
guys when you mess with cell-tech, your messing with a substance that really is beyond our comprehension, if my story has swayed a few opinions then i can sleep easy tonight