ATTN FOREIGNERS

You know those arrogant American tourists that you hate?

Well in America, we feel the same way about people from California.

A little factoid about California. 
-Even though life is utterly perfect, they still find the time to launch raiding parties against Mexico and Oregon, two of the most vile States in the Union. 
-For lulz they also sneak Mexicans across the border when the Texans aren't looking and send them to rape your culture.  -California is also responsible for Taco Bell, one of the most massive exporters of Mexicans to states that would otherwise be without them.