/lounge/ - Hams, Cunts, and Steam

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:11

Why was the European so successful in dominating the world? The reasons are complex, but can be summarized by these three words: Hams, Cunts, and Steam

Hams - the European, with his superior ham supply, was able to produce such a great protein surplus that specialized labour was made possible to a degree not seen elsewhere. It also helped that his religion did not prohibit him from eating hams.

Cunts - the European's ability and willingness to ejaculate into cunts around the world helped him modify or even annihilate other populations.

Steam - By being the first to exploit the power of steam on a large scale, the Eropean cemented his domain over nature, literally becoming able to bulldoze his way over other cultures.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:22

europe dominating the world? thats a first...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:28

Yeah but who is dominating the world now?! I believe it starts with a U and ends with SA.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:37

I H8 FRANC

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 3:56

>>2 >>3
What are you 12 or just think the world started last week? USA was founded by Europeans and decscendents of Europeans, who colonized the world, dominating Africa, much of Asia, and Australia. Today's western powers, ie not Africans, Asians, aborignal Americans, are of European extraction. It wasn't Africans who made slaves of Europeans in
the USA, now was it.

And they owe it all to hams, cunts, and steam. Don't they teach you balls all anymore in Oklahoma or wherever the fuck you are?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:24

And most scholars beleive intelligent life started in Africa. which would mean Europe was founded by african decendants. which means that Africa dominated the world. shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:25

No, no! Anybody knows that America created europe by damming in a large section of the ocean and filled it with oceanic floor rubble.

Then a part fell of because of the germans who started a war, and that became Britain. and then the britains were under attack by the germans, and america attacked the germans and saved whole europe, which they created.

And all the defeated germans were sent to prison-island, which they also created.
And that island is called austria, but they pronounce it wrong and called it australia. So america created another austria and that's in europe somewhere.

It sais so in teh bible! In teh beginning there was america...
Its true! because GOD SAIS SO! Accept or burn in hell!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:33

Africa seems to do a pretty good job of dominating itself.
RWANDA? LOL WUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 5:43

Germany + Japan = World domination

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 11:42

>>6
You moron, I'm not saying the European domination of the world was deserved, or because they were racially better or some shit like that. You are too used to reading stuff by dedicated racists here that you are jumping to conclusions about motivation. I am simply discussing history: it is fact that the Europeans came to be technologically advanced and powerful to such a degree that they dominated the world. Now, it is academically interesting to ask how? How was it that it was them, and not another population on the planet?

The answer lies in my new book: Hams, Cunts, and Steam.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 12:51

>>8

for lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 12:56

Jared Diamond AM CRY

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 2:05

Hams, Cunts, and Steam

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:11

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:22

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:28

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:37

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 3:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:24

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:25

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:33

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 5:43

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 11:42

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 12:51

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 12:56

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 2:05