Hey guys, I am writing a 10pg essay!

Hey, so I am writing a 10pg essay about Japanese culture right now. I have about 5 pages right now, and a lot of stuff about history, but not nearly enough about anime, video games, Japanese food, Japanese porn, or other misc. subjects.

WHAT SHOULD I WRITE!?

If your suggestions are good enough, I might put them in my essay! Regardless of what they are!

THANKS!

Japanese porn started in 1492 when Christopher Columbus had a raging hard-on. He rubbed a few out onto his crew mates and the industry was born. Later, he went on to become a water polo champion, however his success was marred by the fact that he constantly inserted objects into his rectum. He died in 1982, in the later part of the red scare / cold war, in what is believed to be a nigger- related communist plot. He sucked a ton of balls also.