Why Do Guys Like Suits

Seriously, they look stupid, they are old kinds of fashion dating from the 19th and 20th century, they are usually expensive for the ones considered "good" by the suit police, they have to be dry cleaned, ties make you feel like your being choked, they are never comfortable, makes faggots like zimmer (in before gurrentee it) stay in business, like seriously. I'm so glad for the trend towards casual clothes in the working environment as when I graduate I don't want to be another suit wearing corp slave and will refuse every job that makes me be, as I refuse to ever wear suits, they are part of the cancer that is killing the world.

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>>2
Stick your head in your mothers vagina and suffocate namefag.

Are you talking about suits in work? that I hate, but I do like donning a suit for formal social events every now and then, but I love the sports coat and jeans combo.

Suits are for productive members of society. You can continue to wear your leather jackets, fucking punk.

>>4
formal social events are so fucking boring I'd rather drive a knife through my spleen.

>>5
Plenty of productive people never need to wear suits.

>>7
Fuck off to your rock concert you fucking punk.

Suits are for conformists losers!

Leather jacket wearing punks are fucking conformists. Try to be fucking different for once.

I dont wear suits or leather jackets, fuck it's always too hot here for leather anyway..

Non-conformists conform to non-conformity.

Neckties are decorative nonsense, and 50 years past where they historically belong.  We stopped wearing capes, we can stop with the ties.

Capes are awesome though

>>14
Nah, superheros with those have the risk of being sucked into a airplane, see : The Incredibles

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I personally view neckties as a unnecessary risk for getting choked.

 

>>17
Neckties are great.  They point towards your COCKIVERSE.