Gay Porn

My Theory as to why all porn is gay porn.

1. Man on Man: Definately gay porn. (Even if balls arn't touching, if there is a man thrashing another man in the arse, it's gay porn.)

2. Woman on Woman: while it's still attractive to watch, it's still gay porn, mainly aimed at women but now becoming something men more commonly watch.

3. Man on Woman: which ever gender you belong to, you are watching someone of the same gender getting it on, for example, if you are watching porn with some dude sticking it in a woman, You are watching the wing wong go in and out etc, therefore, it's gay porn.

4. Solo Porn: Even if you are a guy, watching a chick rub herself, you are still technically watching gay porn because it can and most likely will, be watched by a woman, making it gay porn for the opposite gender, much the same for if you beat your meat to a man beating his meat, you are most definately, a fag.

In conclusion, let it be known that all porn, is gay porn. And if you intend on watching/reading/hearing some porn, you are most definately, a fag.

That's a gay theory.

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>2. Woman on Woman: while it's still attractive to watch, it's still gay porn, mainly aimed at women but now becoming something men more commonly watch.

Can you please explain this to me? Since when was girl on girl porn aimed at women? Clearly it would be the men who would enjoy it much more as they don't have to see another man's penis. In other words, it is aimed at men who can't even look at another man's penis, which makes them straight, not gay.

>4.

This, my friend, is bullshit. It is aimed at men and nothing is wrong if you watch it. It does not become gay porn just because some homosexual women watched it. If a women wears men's clothes it make the clothes for women? No, hell no. If you insist what you say is true then YOU are the fag.

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Most woman-on-woman porn is gay. And very much aimed at men.

I don't mean 'gay' in the proper sense.

lesbian sex is hott

I like seeing babes munch'n on twat

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While viewing porn, I always ejaculate when the guy does.  It really turns me on. 

I like to lick the hairy asses of men and eat dingle-barries, am I gay?

I masturbait not to dudes or women but suits and sportcoats.

I went to sleep one night and woke up masturbating

But seriously, I always jizz when the guy jizzes all over the girl.  Maybe its cause I want to feel what he is feeling?  Maybe I want to be the guy who gets all the girls? 

I don't get laid very often if that wasn't obvious.

Women on Women: The only good gay porn.

No I mean, woman on woman is gay porn in a sense that its homosexual for women, you are still watching gay porn.