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I need a girl to feel sexual pleasure somehow. But I don't want it to be obvious. This girl is practically a nun. Her sexual nerves have never even been stimulated. I need 4chan's help in devising a discreet plan (AKA getting her to do something) without making it obvious that I want her to feel pleasure.

Nuns eh? Your power level is way higher than mine.

Ask her "Does this smells like chloroform to you?"

Yes, it's chloroform, or a date-rape drug.  That's what you're really after here, anyway:  rape.  Be honest with yourself.  It's rape.  You want rape.  Rape.  RAPE.  RAPE.

yea you need to rape her and make sure that nun wakes up during. Cause then she will scream loud and then scream in pleasure pains. Cause you know she has been waiting for her sexual holes to be filled and when you do she will be cut out of celibacy and become a nymphomaniac whore hell yeah raping virgins is awesome!!

as a priest are you aloud to touch woman?

>>6
Aloud?
Grammer much?

>>7
Isn't it Grammar?

fags n typos go together

>>7
I find quite amazing you correct some one and fail even with the auto-spell check

Plan A: my first question is: can you get your dick to fit in a cupcake
and 2 does she bite or suck cupcakes?
If she bites proceed to plan B

Plan B:
 lead her by the hand (outdoors) in a big round circle (this is to build romantic suspence) you stop and then gently/slowly pull her closer to you. then hug her. at this point in time you have the fattest of your friends walk behind you so she can sees you as an attractive contrast. tell her that you want her to feel pleasure like you told us. but that you told your fat friend that you would go hang out with him right now, and then leave with the fat friend. so she watches you leave while standing right next to him. her mind will be imagining all kinds of dirty things. and just let those thoughts stew for a while then the next time you see her first thing you do is say hi and then pull her close into your embrace and make out with her. shell do the rest.

Plan C
take her to the aquarium and convince her to take a swimm with you. you then live out all her little mermaid fantasys. you will however need a shaggy dog