I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.
What is The Facesitting of Moses?
The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.
FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.
The current official FOM symbol:
(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
Earlier version:
( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses
Controversy in the media
Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".
This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).
I vote mental health institute AND retarded, seeing as how not even retards could even think of this cultist idea and i find him retarded as hes trying to sound like the reincarnation of Jesus, or at least to me he does.
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Anonymous2007-10-31 6:58
Once again, you may want to refer to the original post.
Look, we don't disrespect other people's beliefs and we'd appreciate it if you returne dthe favor. All we want to do is sit butt-naked on Jesus' face.
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Anonymous2007-10-31 7:08
Does FoM approve of raping of dead biblical figures?
Sounds like cultist retardation to me. I mean, I would be fine with it just being a joke, but i mean you guys sound like your serious. Therefore, its retarded. Go get a life or a cab to the local health institute.
That is the spirit.
SPREAD THE WORD, MY FELLOW FACESITTERS!
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Anonymous2007-11-01 18:40
So God and the Devil are having this massive row. God doesn't want the Omen hanging around with Jesus any more because he believes he's a bad influence.
"Just this morning he came up to be and said "Fuck you God!". Now I know that's not what my little boy's been brought up to say, so he must have gotten it off of your Damien!" Ranted God, a prominent vein pulsating on the edge of his forehead.
"Now look here!" Spat Satan. "How dare you come down here, insult my boy and accuse me of being a bad parent. Why don't you just for once, ONCE in your life own up to your own mistakes and admit it was because YOU'RE one that's been spoiling him ever since the day he was born."
The two of them were now at boiling point, and looked just about ready to throttle one other. Just then, Moses walked into the room. At this instant, both God and Satan started yelling out there cases, looking for Moses' agreement. Moses just stared blankly. He didn't what to do. What could he do? The Universe's two greatest forces baying blood, waiting on your answer. So, he just simply replied "God, Devil. I think you're both great parents."
How exactly does one facesit on Moses? It's all a matter of lean. Forward, you get more ballsack on face. Backward, you get more sweatcrack. True, the anus is always in the target area, but I have further questions in this regard.
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Moses!!gnELwn89x4g8BJ02007-11-03 11:55
This is the OP here. What are your questions, RedCream?
You didn't say "Blacks"; you said "niggas". That's a generic term for a cool, savvy person, which I am. I also rap under the stage name of Bigga Nigga. So, I felt rightfully that I more than qualified to respond to your poasting.
Anyway, even if my qualifications weren't so large, I'd still respond since there's nothing you can do about that. NOTHING. You're the very definition of a powerless person.