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Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-14 10:21

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 11:17

The facesitting of Isaiah?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 13:09

>>41
fuckin brian

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-27 14:08

>>41

Yes, this is a subgroup of us. You can start your own facesitting groups but must first ask me.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 15:18

>>42
The facesitting of Brian?

"Wewease Bwian!  That wascally wapscallion!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 17:19

i wonder how many daredevels out there facesit the following: Jesus, the Torah, the 10 Commandments, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler (if you can find any of his remains, good luck), Satan, your favorit hindoo goddess, and Chac Mool (that would be a Maya god).

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 20:17

suicide is for fucken pussies

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 21:07

>>38
Its probably you, seeing as how after intensive searching you are the only queer on this site

Name: WitnessX !u5q7al3VO. 2007-10-27 22:42

Captain, I am detecting a large source of fail in the near vicinity, and it seems to be coming from >>1

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:18

>>47
I shit on you

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-28 9:39

>>46

We of FOM are against suicide.

Name: Captain Jerk T. Cock 2007-10-28 11:09

>>48
Ensign, continue tracking this source of fail!  Fag Fleet Command orders are clear on this issue.  We must be certain it doesn't threaten the Fageration of Plain Nuts with an epic fail event.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 11:43

>>51

rofl
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 11:46

Posting without reading this thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 12:15

Shut up, you stupid nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 13:45

Guys, what do you actually have against the Facesitting of Moses? Or are you all just a pile of Christians?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 14:24

>>55
it sounds like a 14 year old made it up, thinking he's clever but just is retarded

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-28 15:06

>>56

No name calling and flaming here. We of FoM are peace loving.
May I get your email? I can send you some information which will open your eyes.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-28 15:55

>>57
You need to setup a website that outlines the benefits of the FOM.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 16:30

>>57
Here's my email: jesuslover316@gmail.com Send me some info, plz

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 17:29

>>58
fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 18:42

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 19:29

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 19:35

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BB.com son

Ballz Deep.



THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Name: miscguy 2007-10-28 19:36

bb.com forums miscc 4 life

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 19:39

fuck misc4lyfe

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 19:45

misc4lyfe. bring it on you pussies

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 19:52

misc does not approve of 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-29 6:17

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-29 6:19

>>68
I'm flapping it to that right now. Are you still on, fellow 4channer? Lets have a convo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-29 6:23

(  ) )
(__)_) <--- Lard Ass
\-^_^-/ <--- Happy Faggot

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-29 9:47

>>68

Nicely done, my facesitting friend. Please post more.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-29 11:03

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-29 15:06

>>72

Awesome.

I hereby declare you an Bishop of FoM!
Use this title proudly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-29 15:25

>>73
I appreciate the gratitude my child, but I have no need for such a title. For you see, I am the creator of FOM.

Who is the leader? The person who starts? The person who promotes it most? It does not matter. The important thing is FOM exists, it thrives and so let equal gratitude be poured upon the souls of any man who should take part.

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 7:14

I could facesit Moses to that response xD

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 12:01

this is stupider than even real religion

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 19:04

>>76
No. Real religion = worship of a giant, invisible space monster. FOM = Celebrating the art of facesitting upon biblical characters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 19:07

heh... I was a leader and follower of a cult once. It's more fun to be a follower. More fun ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 22:42

>>77
exactly, fuckin even stupider

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 22:49

i find this very funny. I can't believe you made a cult about sitting on biblical characters. Why? Did you escape the mental health institute, or are you just retarded?

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