I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.
What is The Facesitting of Moses?
The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.
FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.
The current official FOM symbol:
(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
Earlier version:
( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses
Controversy in the media
Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".
This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).
I'm not anonymous, I'M ACTUALLY SOMEONE. Haha, bite me fags.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 9:10
anonymous is SOMEONE.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 9:20
Before and after pictures of 1 month working out at the gym.
I've been dieting and going to the gym on an almost daily basis for about a month now. It has been tough making time to go and restraining myself from pigging out on food.
It's so painful cutting junk food completely out of my diet. Seeing people around me eating a bunch of pizza and me just watching them pig themselves out.
I've cut out soda as well. At most I drink light lemonade or just plain water.
I've been eating fish daily as well as shredded wheat cereal, and I just started taking in some whey protein dietary supplement stuff that I add into Soy milk that I drink every morning. I've been lifting weights over at the gym and I hope to have a leaner and more toned body. A Brad Pitt fight club look is my goal! I hope to be there next year. My goal is 6-pack abs in 6 months!
Wish me luck guys! I feel that the sacrifices are going to pay off sooner or later.
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Sage-Man!!61o/T3+IEFU5SS42007-11-26 9:30
>>283
The only good answer to this, so says Sageman.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 10:34
MOSES
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Anonymous2007-11-26 11:07
If you're short and unnatractive, it just ain't gonna happen for you. I have had numerous girls say they want to be physically attracted to me, but they can't do it. They want to be my friends, and want to be in a relationship with me, but a taller, better looking me that arouses them.
And that's where this whole nice guys finish last stuff is misguided...being nice isn't a turn off. Being ugly is. Most ugly people are nice. Thus, when labeled a "nice" guy, it's a euphimism for sexually unnattractive. A mean ugly person will have no friends, and no girls.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 13:30
DONT YOU EVERY FUCKING SAY THAT ABOUT THE CRYAON. DO U FREKIN NO WHAT THAT GODDAMN PEICE OF COCLORFUL WAX HAS DONE FOR US??? DO U!?!!?!?!? IT IS THE SAVIOR OF THIS WORLD. IT HAS MADE UOUR PAGES COLORFUL, IT HAS HELPED US WITH SCHOOL, WHEN OUR SCHOOL WORK SHEETS SAY "use purple to color in the body of barney, and green for his belly, then go fucking get raped by him" THEN THOES CRAYSONS ARE THERE SO WE CAN FUFULL OUR COLORING NEEDS. AND IF NEED BE, ARE ARE EASILY SUCK UP URE ASS! THEY HAVE FEED THE HUNGRY CHILDREN, THEY HAVE HELPED THE SICK AND DYING. THEY ARE EVEY WHERE U LOOK. THEY KNOW WHEN U R SLEEPING. THEY KNOW WHEN U R AWAKE,THEY KNW WHEN U HAVE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO STOPE FUCKING DIS-ING THEM MAN!!!!! THEY ARE PART OF OUR SOCIEY AND COMMUNITY AND LIVES, AND ALL THEY WANT IS JUST A LIL RESPECT. JUST A LIL BIT. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB. EVEN ARETHA RESPECTS THE ALMIGHTY CRAYON. U HAVT TO LEARN TO. OR ELES..NOW BOW DOWN! TO THE CRAYON
Well, I'm not even religious but I must say that the person whom posted this topic might want to seek their own self help, possibly in the form of a rope and a tree.
I mean really, if you spend time to write such a descriptive definition of complete BS, you might just be a waste.
Doesn't shock me though, it seems to be a trend on this board.
Seems I am the only one who isn't annonymous either. I hope the "leet" don't come and fry my hard drive. But then again, if the mentality of these so called hackers is anything similar to that of this guy, uhhhh, I imagine the worst thing that I might see is an email with some animal porn.