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Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-14 10:21

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 17:03

TEAM ASSHAT WOOT.
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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 17:04

No. STFU. You did the macro wrong.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-15 17:46

Biggest failure on 4chan. GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 18:59

>>243

STFU MOSES

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-16 8:35

>>244

Piece of fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 8:49

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

Name: Sage-man 2007-11-16 8:58

>>245
Even that we are that war...I agree.

Name: Sage-Man !!61o/T3+IEFU5SS4 2007-11-16 9:05

This is an imposter. Anywhere you are, fake Sageman, you are chased by the Republic of Sage already. And I disagree that there's any sort of military mobilization in the Republic. We have churches of your religion, Moses. This is all.

And...>>244 is truly a piece of fail.

~Sage-Man, the ruler of the Republic of Sage

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-16 10:35

This is nice to hear, Sage-Man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 18:10

MOSESMOSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 14:10

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 8:53

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Name: RedCream 2007-11-18 10:11

Obviously, Sage-Man is just dyin' to facesit on Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 15:09

OMG CAN THIS BE
I SIGNED ON AND FOM WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
BLASPHEMY

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 17:03

>>254
I could facesit Moses to that response.
>>253
I could facesit Moses to that response.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 18:50

>>254
I could facesit Moses to that response.
>>253
I could facesit Moses to that response.
>>255
I could facesit Moses to that response.

Name: 5654654778257 2007-11-18 21:52

suck my giant veiny cock 4chan users!




hahaha how does it feel fuckers?








your all a bunch of servile... infantile... putrescent... self absorbed... mindless... unoriginal-thought-having... whiney... trendy... elitist... pseudo-intellectual... asshat wearing... living breathing arguments FOR abortion DOUCHEBAGS who do nothing but flame spam post absolute cranial draining drivel at every turn of a thread page.









I hope you all get a cancerous pox on all your family lines!!










ou walking festering wounds of soul sucking energy!

Name: FAT_BABY_JAKE 2007-11-18 21:53

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 8:21

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 11:50

>>257
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 16:47

FOMFOMFOMFOFMFOMFOMFOFMOFMOFMOFMOFFMOFMOFMFOMFOF

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 17:31

>>257's GHEY.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 9:06

lol wut?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-21 10:08

NOT ENOUGH MOSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-21 10:12

DRAGONFORCE

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-21 10:34

NOT ENOUGH MOSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 10:08

Moses > Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 11:04

Spank my ass and call me a bitch! Then said ass will sit on your face.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 12:28

*Spank*
BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 15:13

Screw face sitting I want to FIST MOSES RUINED ASSHOLE TONIGHT!!

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-22 15:25

>>270

We can talk about this... :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 17:35

MOOOOooooOoooOOooOoooooooOOOOooOSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 18:17

I am a Moses
And I live with my hoses,
Lyin down in the poses
Gettin sat by big Liz

plz rate plz

Name: WitnessX !u5q7al3VO. 2007-11-22 19:29

Holy crap this shit is still here?

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-25 8:24

Hi.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 8:56

>>275

gtfo

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-25 14:07

Why?

Name: Sage-Man !!61o/T3+IEFU5SS4 2007-11-25 15:37

...
...
...
I'M THE SAGEMAN, BITCH.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-25 16:00

>>278

Sit on my face.

Name: Sage-Man !!61o/T3+IEFU5SS4 2007-11-25 16:01

*clap clap*
Jervis, sit on that person's face, now.

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