Moses

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

201 get?

>>200
A bible verse, from where Moses!!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 got that quote.

I need an ass in my face.

hi

posted this in a forum 2day xDDDD dont really get it but the thort of biblical people bein facesat is lulz

>>205
This is what Fox News has brought in - faggots.

            Chocolate Rain
            Some stay dry and others feel the pain
            Chocolate Rain
            A baby born will die before the sin

            Chocolate Rain
            The school books say it can't be here again
            Chocolate Rain
            The prisons make you wonder where it went

            Chocolate Rain
            Build a tent and say the world is dry
            Chocolate Rain
            Zoom the camera out and see the lie

            Chocolate Rain
            Forecast to be falling yesterday
            Chocolate Rain
            Only in the past is what they say

            Chocolate Rain
            Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
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            Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

            Chocolate Rain
            Made me cross the street the other day
            Chocolate Rain
            Made you turn your head the other way

            (Chorus)
            Chocolate Rain
            History quickly crashing through your veins
            Chocolate Rain
            Using you to fall back down again
            [Repeat]

            Chocolate Rain
            Seldom mentioned on the radio
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            Its the fear your leaders call control

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            Worse than swearing worse than calling names
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            Say it publicly and you're insane

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            No one wants to hear about it now
            Chocolate Rain
            Wish real hard it goes away somehow

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            Makes the best of friends begin to fight
            Chocolate Rain
            But did they know each other in the light?

            Chocolate Rain
            Every February washed away
            Chocolate Rain
            Stays behind as colors celebrate

            Chocolate Rain
            The same crime has a higher price to pay
            chocolate Rain
            The judge and jury swear it's not the face

            (Chorus)

            Chocolate Rain
            Dirty secrets of economy
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            Turns that body into GDP

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            The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
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            But test scores are how much the parents make

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            'Flippin cars in France the other night
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            Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

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            'Cross the world and back its all the same
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            Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

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            Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
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            Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

            Chocolate Rain
            More than 'marchin more than passing law
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            Remake how we got to where we are

>>205

What forum?

moses

Good God. A ** piece of ** from my ** could write better than this. How old are you? Five? Six?

What the ** is wrong with you that you think you can post something people want to read? The only people that like this cracked-out piece of ** are other inbreds like you.

Please, do the rest of humanity a favor and never, ever write anything again.

Just to make sure, maybe you should jump off a cliff.

Got it?
Good.

F/R

>>210

You, my son, will soon embrace FOM, too.

sesoM?!

sesoM?!

Is that like teabagging?

>>214

Yup.

It is also kinda like chairing or couching.

Another popular name is "queening".

Another popular name is idiocy.

>>218

Maybe Moses facesits YOU!

i herd FoM is the gayest not a meme ever created is this true?

NEDM is the gayest fad ever.

>>220

No.

I'M THE SAGE-MAN, BITCH.

IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE.

AND SO, THIS TOPIC IS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER BY THE REPUBLIC OF SAGE.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

What?

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

OUR MASTERS TOLD US THAT YOUR FUTURE IS THE DARKNESS AND EVIL.
I, AS THE ONE WHO RULES THE REPUBLIC OF SAGE, WILL STOP THIS.
NOW HAND OVER YOUR LAND, OR WE WILL TAKE IT USING FORCE.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER. WE GIVE YOU TEN MINUTES.

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

THIS IS ENOUGH.
WE ARE MOBILIZING THE ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC.
THIS IS TIME FOR WAR, MOSES.

IMPOSTER! KILL THE IMPOSTER AND KILL MOSES BY THE WAY!

>>234

Do you eat paintchips?

I am gay, btw.

>>236 This is the daksk---

AN EXPECTION OE AS OCCURED---

SCREW THIS
SCREW SAGEMAN
SCREW FOM
 LONG LIVE THE ASSHAT ARMADA



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Asshat armada? Nice try, but it's /Asshat Army/.

Your failure is total.

You both are stupid. It's Team Asshat. Obviously you are not apart of it.