Moses

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

It didn't hit me until one day, when I was rearranging my antique Chinese doll collection, I heard an advert slogan. From the TV? From the radio? No. In my head, BT were subconsciously advertising. How you ask? "That's better". The phrase they have adopted for their latest line of adverts. An everyday phrase, used everyday, by everyone. Associating themselves with this commonplace remark had effectively indented their presence into the minds of the entire nation around the clock, whether they liked it or not.

What does this have to do with FOM? Well, we want word out don't we? Which is why I suggest:

The facesitting of Moses.

 ~ I think so.

Just think. If we take this idea on board we could soon make FOM a household name! We just need to get this new phrase around. What do you think?

PS: Although I earlier stated I have no need for such a title, I've rather taken to the name Bishop and will hereby use it as my official FOM name.

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Sounds reasonable. Let's discuss this with the other members.

BTW, I created an email address for you. Bishop@FOM.com

MOSES! FUCK YEAH!!

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FUCK MOSES! YEAH!

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Moses!!!

> Hi assholes

hai fom.com is not about facesitting :(

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>>173

Yes, our lawyers are working that issue out.

I could facesit Moses to that response.

I await your ass.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

Yes?

I LOVE YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

Hi.

Hi

bump

moses shall not die.

>>184
No, we need him around to sit on his face.

dirty despicable cum-dripping queers

>>186
Well I personally only like being facesat by women. However, it's fair to say I get lulz out of doing it to Moses.

And I get my jollys, too

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I really need to sit on a face.

...

Is Moses available for that, tonight?

Yes, I am.
Please start some facesitting.

>>191
SWEET!!!

{sit}

Ahhhh!  That's some good facesittin'!

(__)_) <--- RedCream
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

MMmmmmmmmmm......

MOSES

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>>195
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>198

 ~ 2 Corinthians 5:10

>>199

what?


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