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Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-14 10:21

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-03 14:53

>>110

You are not the OP. I am the OP. You see, the name is bold but the tripcode is not. And in your case all is bold thus you don't use a tripcode.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-03 14:54

>>119

Please take a seat on my face.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-03 14:55

>>119

Please take a seat on my face.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-03 15:47

>>122 and >>123
So let me get this straight:  I'll sit on your face, and you'll critique my facesitting technique?  Amirite about that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 16:13

>>124
fuckin brian

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-03 16:21

>>124

Please sit on my face.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 16:24

>>126

I'll sit on your face, what do I get for it?

Name: AntiHero 2007-11-03 16:56

What the fuck...this is pathetic...just believe in being metal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 18:14

>>128
I'll believe in the metal coming out of your ass baby ;)

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-03 18:17

I believe in the facesiting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:28

[s]I could facesit Moses to that response![s]

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 7:59

Moses? Why do you want to get face sat?

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-04 8:55

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses 2007-11-04 9:08

>>132
Well... I don't really want to. This organization was kinda setup without my consent. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 12:08

crap

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 12:30

>>135

crab?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:24

So, who do I believe here?  Moses, or those who claim to arrange facesittings on him?

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-04 13:33

Moses never lies. I am Moses. You can trust me and those who truly have faith in the fellowship of FOM!

Name: RedCream 2007-11-04 13:35

Who's moses??

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-04 13:36

I am Moses.

Name: The Mosesshitter 2007-11-04 13:53

I'm taking a shit into your Moses -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! squak

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 14:01

>>141

Lame.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 14:07

>>142
Listen shithead, you take your attitude and sour face and get the hell out of our area.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:29

>>140
Blasphemy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:43

>>144
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 18:32

http://fom.com/

already taken

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-05 8:16

>>146

My lawyers are looking into this matter.

I still need an ass on my face.

Name: benxtaron 2007-11-05 8:17

What the fuck?

Seriously . . . WTF???

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 9:09

>>148
shut up Fucking Ben.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-05 9:48

>>148

Please read the OP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 9:49

_        _______  _        _______
( \      (  ___  )( \      / ___   )
| (      | (   ) || (      \/   )  |
| |      | |   | || |          /   )
| |      | |   | || |         /   /
| |      | |   | || |        /   / 
| (____/\| (___) || (____/\ /   (_/\
(_______/(_______)(_______/(_______/
                                   

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-11-05 9:50

>>151

Learn to utilize ASCII graphics correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 14:01

I am sitting on Moses face right now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 14:07

The facesitting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 16:12

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m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 16:25

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 17:50

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Moses > Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 19:24

ooh cult goodie goodie

Name: Moses 2007-11-06 5:49

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Me

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 8:53

Awesome.

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