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Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-14 10:21

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 10:41

Shut up fag

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 11:02

This is real cool.
All I am going tosay: I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 11:27

>>3

Shut up fag

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 13:32

I have no interest in the Facesitting of Moses, except to say that 'I have no interest in the Facesitting of Moses'.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 15:41

I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-10-14 16:24

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 20:34

You are not cool, >>7!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 20:45

/me leaves

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 20:52

Don't leave, please!

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 21:29

ALL HAIL FOM!!!

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 22:15

I don't know about you guys, but this FOM just seems like another patethic and rude 4chan 'meme' which is just designed to annoy and harass other members at this site. Please cut this nonsense out and start acting like a normal adult user of this place!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 22:20

4chan is the asshole of the internet, so you can't really expect any better

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 22:35

>>13
If you think this place is just some dumping ground for rude annoying assholes then I think it might be you who is the rude one. I certainly can expect better of this place, and nothing like this would ever be allowed to happen on my forums, so please get your facts strait next time!

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-10-14 22:46

>>12
Listen to Chris, for lo, he is my brother

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 22:54

>>15
And this reformed Threadshitter has been resisting his urges to 'shit' in every thread, so I am quite impressed with his progress and he will not be reported to the admins.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 22:56

>>13
If 4chan is the "asshole of the Internet", then Chris Hanssen must be one of the wrinkled ridges of flesh that actually forms the anal ring.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 23:11

>>17
Real funny there my patethic freind! Once aain it is my old nemesis RedCream who is harassing and abusing me again and callng me a part of the anatomy! I think I established that this place was not an assole zone but still you insist on comparing me too those disgusting parts! I am really at my wits end about this ruedeness and you realy need to stop and re-evaluate whether or not you realy want to be a member here!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 0:39

>>11
>>12
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>>18

same fag

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-15 8:05

Why don't you take a seat on my face?

Name: WitnessX !!2qn76fqsYZHPQc9 2007-10-15 12:16

This is copypasta, but it is definitely NOT of the delicious variety.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-17 10:08

Why don't you take a seat on my face?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 20:54

Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 10:35

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:45

"I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

Beliefs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 8:18

Moses?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 8:20

Kikes

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 8:04

MOSES!

Name: RedCream 2007-10-24 20:05

Moses!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 10:44

I could facesit moses to that response!

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-10-25 11:56

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 16:02

OLD FAILURE IS FAIL

STILL BUMP

Name: The Shiteater 2007-10-26 10:22

I'm eating a shit from your thread -- om nom nom! burp

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 10:38

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 17:21

>>16
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I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 17:29

Fuk moses. he needs a good anus raping

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 17:33

what actually is the facesitting of moses? because I saw somebody wearing a FoM t-shirt today... is it an actually following? lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 22:56

it's one queer who keeps posting, probably is you, you fake

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 9:27

>>38
error

I personally think this is lulz, but there you go.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-10-27 9:31

>>37

Indeed. We are followers of the facesitting of moses and other biblical characters.

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