I like gym

But physical education sucks.  It was great in elementary when we ran around and played and did shit in the gym.  But later in school, it turned into physical education and then it started to suck, with non-gym classes and written tests, getting marked on team sport skills that you never learned, and the guys who would puff out their chests and have cock-slapping fights.

We are the fucking losers, those guys who did the cock slapping are getting laid as we speak.  Fuck lord knows i'm not getting my dick wet right now.  I'm a loser who is sitting stoned and drunk by myself(roommate doesn't count, isn't drinking and doesn't smoke)on a Friday night.  So yeah I hate my life and wish I was someone other than myself.