Name: Anonymous 2007-10-08 17:55
Let me take this moment to tell you all one of many adventures I've been on.
Once upon a time when I was just a wee lad about yay high. The other lads in the working class residential apartment complex I lived in played a game called "Ditch 'Em". It was sort of like hide and seek and tag combined except it was in a much bigger environment and we could hide on roofs, in shrubs or bushes, in trees, but not in houses or outside the complex. One time when about 10 of us played, a friend named Joseph and I decided to break the rules and leave the apartment complex and go to the nearby grocery store Fry's and enjoy some leisure time at the tables in a built-in restaurant. You see, back then not many people complained about "loitering" like today.
Anyway, after sitting for about an hour we decided to go back to see how the game was going. On our way out from the store we encountered 2 older skateboarders and one of them said "Get out of my way" and he then proceeded to call me a bundle of twigs. I certainly was confused at his choice in slang. He then threatended to "<explicit> me up". I could understand by then he fancied a Marquess of Queensbury rules boxing match.
I invited them to my house where I had two pairs of boxing gloves and I boxed them both one at a time in front of my house and easily defeated them. O the joy! I, a young 12 year old lad defeating 2 teenage bullies. They saw I defeated them fair and square so they decided to attack me dishonourably without gloves from behind. I put up my fists while wearing boxing gloves and punched them each in the face knocking them down.
Once upon a time when I was just a wee lad about yay high. The other lads in the working class residential apartment complex I lived in played a game called "Ditch 'Em". It was sort of like hide and seek and tag combined except it was in a much bigger environment and we could hide on roofs, in shrubs or bushes, in trees, but not in houses or outside the complex. One time when about 10 of us played, a friend named Joseph and I decided to break the rules and leave the apartment complex and go to the nearby grocery store Fry's and enjoy some leisure time at the tables in a built-in restaurant. You see, back then not many people complained about "loitering" like today.
Anyway, after sitting for about an hour we decided to go back to see how the game was going. On our way out from the store we encountered 2 older skateboarders and one of them said "Get out of my way" and he then proceeded to call me a bundle of twigs. I certainly was confused at his choice in slang. He then threatended to "<explicit> me up". I could understand by then he fancied a Marquess of Queensbury rules boxing match.
I invited them to my house where I had two pairs of boxing gloves and I boxed them both one at a time in front of my house and easily defeated them. O the joy! I, a young 12 year old lad defeating 2 teenage bullies. They saw I defeated them fair and square so they decided to attack me dishonourably without gloves from behind. I put up my fists while wearing boxing gloves and punched them each in the face knocking them down.