Foreskin

Can somebody help me? I've read everywhere on the internet, I know what a foreskin is, but I can't find it! Is it real? It seems to be a myth. HELP!!!

Yours was undoubtedly removed at birth by a fucking queer doctor under the influence of excessive Jewry.  They didn't ask your permission; they just cut away your foreskin.  I plan on suing the motherfuckers, myself.  I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK!