The whole key starts with the Ten Commandments. These 10 rules were written specifically to make people feel guilty about the most common things that people do, ie wanting to fuck your friend's hot wife, having a lot of noncommital sex, lying, stealing, etc...basically, normal human behavior.
Then they tell you that since you do all these things, you are fucked and a sinner and will go to hell. Therefore 99.99999% of people in the world are "sinners", cuz 99.99999% of people do these things.
And the only way to save yourself is thru Jesus Christ.
It's pretty damn clever.....no wonder they can hook in so many people with this schtick.....
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Anonymous2007-10-03 21:53
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Anonymous2007-10-03 22:03
Yeah who needs morals? I'd much rather stalk my roommates guilt free.
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There aren't actually 10 commandments. There are 9.999... of them. Some people assert that the remaining 0.999... of a commandment is precisely equal to 1.000... of a commandment, but I'm not so sure.
That 0.999... of a commandment is the one against killing. As we all know, you have every right to kill somebody who fucking well deserves it. That's the 0.000...1 part of the commandment that's missing.
1. 0.3333 is FOUR thirds. Just count the threes : 1 2 3 4. Adding another third yields 0.33333.
2. 0.3333 is 3333 parts out of 10000, leaving behind 6667 parts. As you can tell from the number, that's a Satan Ship (denoted by a "666" with a prow in front of it). That doesn't leave anything.
Nice one, anonymous. Religion is the ultimate business concept because it (seemingly) offers a solution to a problem we all face - death. It's easy to see why millions buy into it.