Can the naked eye see Sperm?

Hey guys, I'm staring at a puddle of jizz on my desk and I swear I can see my little sperms swiming around it in it, I even named a few! hehe! I kinda hope I am wrong though, cause I'm gonna feel bad when I lick up the puddle and eat them all.

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Go see an eye doctor. Your retina might be detaching.