Where do you cum?

Alright, this may sound really stupid but I've always been curious as to what you guys do with the jizz when youre masturbating alone. Like I cant see anyone getting up and running towards the toilet when you feel it coming. nor can I see anyone standing over a garbage can yanking one off....

please advise...

In my mouth

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i just shoot it in an old sock, leave a surprise for my mom hahaha

-Usually in your mom butthole

Tissue normally, but sometimes I'll go for round 2 using my freshly extruded cum as lubricant. It's so hot and slippery.

Kleenex Ultra, so soft, so very soft, 5 tissues piled and let my cock wear them like a ghost costume in my hand

when I stay at some of my extended family's place, I go in the milk. It's difficult to contain myself at holidays. Milk mustaches will never be the same.

Where do I cum?  Feel your face.  Is it sticky?  THERE'S YOUR SIGN.

If I'm lucky, I cum in my mouth! yum!

>>10
cum?

I cum inside my own rectum.

Everywhere!

From a rooftop.

I came all over my face once. I had never realized it's so hot. And I really came a lot.

>>15
lies. i can tell from your pussy way of wording that post that you are certainly a woman. tits or GTFO

>>16
Only a woman can tell it's a woman. Tits or GTFO

Crap. Just wandered into the internet again.