I WILL get laid before I turn 19 ! ! !

My B-Day is in March.

Got a long way to go, but I know I can do it.

The plan is to lose all fear of rejection.

Project Badass mofo has officially begun...

just do what i did, go to nevada, or the borrder if your short on cash and get a hooker.

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MY DICK'S CUMMING BLOOD, MY DICK'S CUMMING BLOOD!!!
OHHHH, FOR JESUS FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!

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PANIC!

>>2
FAIL because i'm not a americunt.

If you are European, go to Amsterdam, Asian, Singapore.

>>7
no.

What continent are you on? Antarctica? Screw a penguin.

Eh, don't feel too bad OP.  It wasn't until I was...you know what?  Never mind that part.

Anyways, find a girl you like, take her out a few times (or do as I do had invite yourself over to her place for movie-nights--just bring food/etc.).

Put your arm around her, let your hand drape over her shoulder and have it rest on her breast, then knead.  If she screams, feign innocence (I thought it was your shoulder!!).  If she doesn't react or snuggles close, moans or does anything else complacent, slip your hand under her shirt.  Go with your instincts, eventually unclip her bra (you DO know how to do that, right?), and if she's into it she'll take her bra and/or shirt off.

I think you can figure out what to do from there ;)

find a boy assclown

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Being chaste and pure is not something to be ashamed of.

Follow the law of chastity.

roofies

>>12
gb2/b/ u fag. we dont want that shit.

>>8

FINE IF YOU LIVE IN AFRICA LIKE A DIRTY NIGGER GO TO ZANZIBAR

"tell me dad, the story of how I came to be"
"well son, it all started when I announced 'I will get laid before I turn 19!'"
"wow you were a big douche, how did you trick mom into fucking you when you were such a shithead?"
"raep"

I WILL get laid before I turn 19 ! ! !