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Name: Dr. Scientist 2007-09-28 0:31 ID:96B8hleJ

IF YOU EVER GET SHOT AND DON'T/ CAN'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO GET THE BULLET OUT:

1. NUMB THE NERVES. TOSS A PACK OF ICE ON THE WOUND TO REDUCE THE PAIN.

2. PRY THE BULLET OUT.

3. SANITIZE THE WOUND. YOU CAN USE RUM, WHISKEY OR RUBBING ALCOHOL... POUR IT IN!

4 CAUTERIZE THE WOUND. HEAT UP YOUR STOVE TOP ELEMENT/ BURNER, AND HEAT UP A METAL KNIFE UNTIL IT TURNS BLUE. THEN PRESS IT ONTO THE WOUND.

5. BANDAGE THE WOUND. DON'T MAKE IT TOO TIGHT, CAUSE IT WILL KILL THE ARTERIES/ NERVE ENDINGS... WRAP IT WITH JUST ENOUGH PRESSURE TO STOP THE BLEEDING.


...THAT'S IT. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 21:27 ID:KZASaBPv

I think I'd rather just leave the bullet in that do all that.

I'M NOT LAZY, I'M JUST BEING MANLY BY ENDURING THE PAIN.

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