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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:12 ID:ZcdrP/pf

OK BASICALLY I FAPPED 20 MINUTES AGO AND I WIPED MY LOVE JUICE AWAY WITH KLEENEX. I GUESS WHEN I DID, A PIECE GOT STUCK ON SOME CUM IN MY PEE HOLE AND BASICALLY IT DRIED AND THE KLEENEX IS STUCK IN THERE. I DON'T WANT TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO TRY AND DIG IT OUT CAUSE AS YOU KNOW CUM IS BASICALLY LIKE SUPER GLUE THE THE PEE HOLE IS SENSITIVE... BASICALLY I'M IN NEED OF ANY SUGGESTION ON HOW TO GET IT OUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:12 ID:1y5SzoVO

pour some hot water on it

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:14 ID:FRqYVyqA

Take a hot bath followed by a cold shower.  Helps me all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:17 ID:x2oO70og

Ask Jesus for help, so he can jerk off in your face.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:18 ID:FRqYVyqA

I doubt Jesus Fucking Christ gives a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:19 ID:Pvo6aQWs

Go take a piss.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:24 ID:FRqYVyqA

Maybe he will.  I won't.  I'll gladly except bile, however.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:32 ID:ZcdrP/pf

>>3
it's 130 am. that's not an option :/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:34 ID:ZcdrP/pf

>>6
i take pisses before i fap. got none in me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:48 ID:vr5af5E0

how long does it take for you to uh "reload"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:50 ID:uxg4i5e6

cause you can try fapping again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:54 ID:oZp3vnZJ

become an hero

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:54 ID:ZcdrP/pf

>>10
im not gay, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:55 ID:ZcdrP/pf

>>12
im not that desperate, sorry.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-27 2:37 ID:UwRav9mR

>>11
I agree.  >>1 should know that there's no trouble associated with masturbation that cannot be solved with MOAR masturbation.  Let the sound of fapping be heard across the dry and thirsty land.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 4:50 ID:kRoDSP1y

Well I disagree and think you are just a stupid annoying faggot that keeps coming here even after we all know your stupid and dumb.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-27 5:05 ID:UwRav9mR

>>16
Mental masturbation is also acceptable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 5:18 ID:aYR5KKQv

Name: RedCream 2007-09-27 7:13 ID:gMsBYqdu

>>18
I just don't click on links, chanfag.  Post information or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 7:24 ID:uytXTvX4

>>19
lol. thats because of the time i last-measured you about a month ago with that wonderfulscenario redirect.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 10:55 ID:DEbZhJtl

an hero is the only suggestion

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 11:10 ID:6bzLnquF

Tried vacumm cleaner? loljkjk

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