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I just pinched out a marbled turd, whose steaming in the morning air indicates significant warmth. You're very much welcome to sink your fingers into its loamy softness, to revel in the remnant heat of my twitching bowels.
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Anonymous2007-09-27 4:21 ID:HBQIsaqp
Bob was an ambidextrous troll
upon whom the elements took their toll.
He stood an even twelve feet tall
and had a brain that was quite small.
He liked to hop and skip and jump,
but not in caves 'cause his head would bump.
And so he stayed outside to play
and wasn't in his mummy's way.
His mommy was an ugly slob
who looked a lot like her son Bob.
She had few teeth in her mouth,
as most fell out when she ate her spouse.
Her name was Fester Sickoldrot,
as likely a trollish name as not.
She smelt just like a city sewer
and was well liked by all the trolls who knew her.
Bob and Fester lived together
and went for walks in stormy weather.
They were as happy as can be,
as you and I can plainly see.