Original Hanssen Threads

Anyone have any of the original Chris Logan Hanssen threads actually created by him and not the thousands of copypasta ones?

he left long time ago, fuck him.

Still fun to fuck with.  I just take an existing copy, pasta it, and rape the shit out of it.

Actually I am the #1 Hanssen impersonator at this site, wrote most of the copypasta (sometimes editing existing posts, someimes starting from scratch) and have kept up the Hanssen profile through some dark times here at 4chan. I am sick and tired of people insulting my work and just harassing it without truely taking the time to try and understand it. Some people just come here to annoy and irritate me and cause bad behaviour and it is simply not acceptable! The internet has rules that we must abide by and it seems that a lot of us cannot do this. You are all being reported to the 4chan site admins and I can tell you right now they will not be impressed. They will be banning people from the internet if they see a problem, and hopefully this will get people to start acting a bit nicer around here. My work will no longer be abused and 'copypastad' around the internet!

Well does anyone know what month and year he was around here about ~~?

>>5
Who are you? why do I have the feeling I have meet you on some other gay forum?

this isn't a knock shop my friend

>>7
NO U SHITFACE

>>8
oh yeah real easy to be a big man over the net eh boy? well fuck you you juts angered an <u><b>EXPERT PROGRAMER!!!</u></b> and now my friend, you have to pay up!!! I am going to fuckin h4x you so bad that I will be able to control your computer and make it do annoying shit like shutdown when you are fapping to porn!!! You are going to regret insulting me and probably beg for mercy when I'm done, ok, capiche?

OMG TEH HAXXORZ ISH CUMING!! FAP AWAY!!

>>10
maybe when Im done with him Ill get onto you and fuck your machine up then eh? yeah you wont feel so damn tough then eh boy?