Fuck jeepers

// ==UserScript==

// @name      Calling a Spade a Spade

// @version    1.0

// ==/UserScript==



(function() {

  var replacements, regex, key, textnodes, node, s;



  replacements = {


    "Jeepers": "I'm a faggot",
    "JEEPERS": "I'm a faggot",
    "jeepers": "I'm a faggot"};



regex = {};

for (key in replacements) {

    regex[key] = new RegExp(key, 'g');

}



textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);



for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {

    node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);

    s = node.data;

    for (key in replacements) {

        s = s.replace(regex[key], replacements[key]);

    }

    node.data = s;

}



})();


1. Copy and paste into a text document.
2. Save with the extension "user.js".
3. See no "jeepers!".
4. ???
5. Profit!

>>4
Virus!!!!!!! do not open