Blahhhhh

I like getting drunk. I like getting so drunk I pass out, vomit, piss and shit myself. I like blacking out. I like waking up with my sister-in-law, a bottle of Boone's Farm and a dead homeless guy. I like when everything gets fuzzy when I drive. I like when I can't tell if pedestrians are black or white. I am hit & run MLK.

I FEAR