Why don't niggers marry Mexicans?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

How many niggers can you fit in a car?
20

How do you get them in?
Throw in a five dollar bill.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

There were three construction workers, one was Mexican, one was English, and the other was Polish. They were on the high scaffolding of the building they were building, and they
were eating lunch. The Mexican looked in his lunch, and said, "A taco, if I get a taco one more time I'm going to jump off this building!" The English guy looked in his lunch, and said, "Crumpets, if I get crumpets one more time
I'm going to jump off this building!" Then the Polish guy looked in his lunch and said, "Polish sausage, if I get Polish sausage one more time I'm going to jump off of this building!" The next day they all got the same lunch, and they all jumped off the building, and died.

At the funeral the Mexican's wife said, "If he would have told me he didn't want tacos I would have made him something different." Then the English guy's wife said, "If he would have told me he didn't want crumpets I would have made him something else." Then the Polish guy's wife said, "I don't understand, he made his own lunch."

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*sighs*

I can see what you mean(>>4)... Racist jokes are so morally degrading... And not to the subject of the joke; the race.... But to the person telling the joke. It makes them look really pathetic. I'll have you know that if you tell pathetic jokes, then you must be pathetic. Heck, this whole website is full of pathetic jokes! I should tell my father about this site, but it's just a phase you're all going through.

Maybe you'd evolve if you quit spending so much time on an internet message board!

Yours truly,


Kittredge Freeborn Larkin the Second (A.K.A. Tipper)

>>5
Newfag lurk more before posting.

If 4chan hasn't turned you into a racist you're still a newfag.