OK, I've waited far enough

What are the codes to alter the text here?

I'm not a newfag to the text boards, you gotta believe me!

I heard the capslock key injects your text with unadaulterated cocaine and the equivalent visual power of fifteen thousand dwarves kicking a giant bag of cats to death.

BBCode on 4chan (also ref. TGML):

[b] bold: bold
[i] italic: italic
[m] courier: courier font
[o] overline: overline
[s] strikeout: strikeout
[u] underline: underline
[sup] superscript: ^superscript
[sub] subscript: _subscript
[code] preserve spacing and quote tags: talk about [m] tag
[br] break:

[aa] ascii art: XXxxXXxxXX
[spoiler] hides text unless mouseover: spoiler

Here's what you can do with the [code] tag:

90┌─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬p┐
80├─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
70├─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼p┼─┤
60├─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼p┼─┼─┤
50├─┼─┼─┼p┼p┼─┼─┼─┤
40├─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
30├─┼─┼x┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
20├─┼x┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
10└x┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
   0 1 2 2 0 1 1 2
   7 4 1 8 5 2 9 6

... which is a measure of the levels of faggotry from 4chan's "Anonymous" aggregate poster, starting the week of Sep. 7th on the time axis, and where the intensity axis is measured in unit Hanssens, of course!  (The "p" marks are projected levels of faggotry.)