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SEX ED (JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 21:51 ID:4agqOAZT

YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT IF THE GIRL IS ON TOP... GRAVITY PREVENTS IT TRUST ME.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 21:52 ID:gPrBDdD2

LIES!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 21:58 ID:7soiBok/

Penis goes into vagina.

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 21:58 ID:4agqOAZT

IT'S TRUE! SPRAY HAND LOTION ON YOUR WALL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! IT DRIPS DOWN THE WALL LIKE CUM IN A GURLS PUSSIE!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:20 ID:4agqOAZT

>>3
WUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:31 ID:gPrBDdD2

But hand lotion isn't made of tiny swimming things. If it were trying to impregnate your wall, then maybe the lotion would do something interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:45 ID:4agqOAZT

>>6
THEY CANT SWIN W/O CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:48 ID:rHJ5hR8U

>>7
actually they can the seamen is just for nutrients and for a protective layer around the sperm..but the sperm can live and swim with out the entire seamen mixture.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 22:49 ID:4agqOAZT

>>8
OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 23:04 ID:Qk8XpOME

also vagina contractions during orgsm help semen flow depper into the uterus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 23:44 ID:LIyAX9qD

>>8
lol seamen

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 23:56 ID:LIyAX9qD

SMELLY DICKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 0:10 ID:OD98ZU3W

>>12
wut da heck...?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 0:15 ID:obnpnga6

SMELLY DICKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 20:48 ID:OD98ZU3W

>>10
Girl orgasms are a myth, making that statement... FALSE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 21:36 ID:VTjKrpvc

>>8 *semen dumbshit know your own bodily juices



GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 23:33 ID:rFxv+XeA

what the fuck is a penis

Name: RedCream 2007-09-20 23:54 ID:aUdLZFGz

>>17
With all the times you've had one in your mouth, you'd think you'd know.  Maybe Daddy told you it was his "special lollypop"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 23:55 ID:tRxg/85H

lol @ redcream trying to insult other people as if he isn't the most gigantic faggot imaginable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 23:57 ID:cYMu9/OC

>>1
thanks for the tip, i've been doing it for weeks now and no baby, but is 'girl-on-top' sex fattening? shes got a bit of a belly now...

Name: RedCream 2007-09-20 23:59 ID:aUdLZFGz

>>19
You only sound like another cockswallower.  Dismissed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 0:20 ID:Jwgh2KXS

>>21 he may just sound like one, but everyone knows you are one already

Name: RedCream 2007-09-21 0:28 ID:NyMnTanI

>>22
Post the surveys you did to support that conclusion, or it's not true.  You fucking chanfags love to say "everyone", but what you're really saying is "a couple of assholes like myself".  What a pack of basement-living losers.  A single sparrow fart has more power than you all possess in the aggregate!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 0:37 ID:1x8Yz6n1

>>22
How fucking dare you.  You ignorant asshole don't you dare talk like that to RedCream.  You ignorant fucktard i hope you rot in hell.

Name: Dr. Scientist 2007-09-21 1:13 ID:Mmm7+D2r

>>20
It could be. Scientific studies on that conclusion are premature at the moment. All we know is: Girl on top = Prevented pregnancy due to gravity.

But, of course, we'll get back to you on that.

- Science

Name: Jesus Fucking Christ 2007-09-21 1:26 ID:1x8Yz6n1

>>23
Excuse me RedCream I don't mean to interrupt your important conversation, but what is the exact date of RedCream appreciation day?  I need to mark it on my calendar.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-21 1:50 ID:qDdMpMGx

>>26
Sep 8th.  Since that's also Macedonian Independence Day, that should be easy to remember for obvious reasons.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 2:02 ID:1x8Yz6n1

>>1
Not true you fucking imbecile.  Learn about the reproductive system before you make a retarded offspring, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being.


GTFO mah internetz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 2:03 ID:1x8Yz6n1

>>1
Not true you fucking imbecile.  Learn about the reproductive system before you make a retarded offspring, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being.


GTFO mah internetz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 3:50 ID:GNyWg0CX

THIS. MEANS. WAR.

All anonymous to battlestations; deploy all units, CHARGE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 16:36 ID:Mmm7+D2r

>>27
We have to wait a whole year?!! :(:(:(:(

Name: LordRiordan 2007-09-21 23:09 ID:ihqK9SJZ

The Lord of Darkness has approved of this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:12 ID:nypJDYAb

>>32
FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:12 ID:nypJDYAb

>>32
FUCK YOU

Name: LordRiordan 2007-09-21 23:18 ID:ihqK9SJZ

That's not very nice... I will summon Elvis(20) from the dark depths with flea enhancements to dance in your living room.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:20 ID:Mmm7+D2r

>>33
>>35
GUYS THIS IS ABOUT SEX EDUCATEION NOT ARGUMENT STOP IMMIDIATELY!

Name: LordRiordan 2007-09-21 23:22 ID:ihqK9SJZ

Here is some sex education. The coacoa nut is the sexual reproductive organ of the coacoa nut tree. Ever wonder why it looks like a giant hairy ball sack? Well.... it is.

The coacoa nut milk on the inside is plant sperm.

Bananas are what they look like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:38 ID:Mmm7+D2r

>>37
YOU ARE WEIRD

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:52 ID:S55N+4g8

THE GIRL DOESN'T GET PREGNANT IF SHE HAS SEX STANDING UP DID YOU KNOW THAT, OP?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 23:59 ID:NK4fCczb

I wonder what it feels like to stuff a coacoa nut into your cunt

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