all about me

I like fapping to pics of 11 year old boys
I think I'm funny with my internet sayings
I'm a loser and I fail at life
I post on an anonymous message board and act like a jackass
I have no friends

yep...im your typical 4chan user

"I like fapping to pics of 11 year old boys"

CORRECTION:  11 year old dickgirls

"I think I'm funny with my internet sayings"

We are.

"I'm a loser and I fail at life"

We're not.

"I post on an anonymous message board and act like a jackass"

You say that like it's a bad thing.  It's not.

"I have no friends"

If they don't post to 4chan, then fuck 'em.  You didn't need 'em anyway.

"yep...im your typical 4chan user"

No, you sound like a typical 4chan poseur.

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Seconded, i would know as i'm a 4channer.