I love watching chanfags affirm or deny being RedCream. It makes my little, black heart go pitter-pat.
I find it singularly amusing that people have actually tried to sign up my email address for mailbox spam, and then the cherry atop that particular whipped topping is that most of those use confirmation emails to start the crapflood. E*P*I*C F*A*I*L! Yeh, how fucking filled with epic h4xx0rz are you, 4chan! What losers.