See that lump in my sock? Yeh, you know what that is.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 8:28 ID:KtXlFn9I
it rises and falls with the tides
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Anonymous2007-09-19 8:28 ID:KtXlFn9I
it rises and falls with the tides
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Anonymous2007-09-19 16:53 ID:/2bFzgEq
my dick looks like a C
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Anonymous2007-09-19 16:59 ID:JdMaCi3/
Mine looks like a vagoo.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 17:55 ID:hiyLEUCr
mine is 14cm long
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Anonymous2007-09-19 18:52 ID:dMh1SQnB
14 inches... soft.
i ne ladies out der wan ma # lemme know ifuknowwutimeen.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 19:55 ID:E6MtMgzZ
I swing my cock onto my shoulder when I'm walking so it doesn't drag on the floor. Sometimes when I'm out in public the ladies just come up to me and lick it. Life is good.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 19:57 ID:pjkObde1
I keep tripping over mine.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 20:10 ID:Gxl3dTe1
Mine is as long as my leg.
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Anonymous2007-09-19 22:07 ID:/2bFzgEq
i realized if i put fish oil and stick catnip to my dick cats lick it with thier sandpaper tongues mmmmmmm
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Anonymous2007-09-19 22:12 ID:dMh1SQnB
>>52
Well, I can't sleep on my back because the weight of my cock will suffocate me while I sleep.
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Anonymous2007-09-20 16:21 ID:9IeTx0rW
>>56
Well, I need three guys to help me hold up the enormous amount of weight of my cock so I can take a piss in the school urinal.
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Anonymous2007-09-20 19:12 ID:A+AU6rmT
>>57
Well, I need 562 litres of blood and an industrial crane to lift my erections.
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Anonymous2007-09-20 19:18 ID:L65xOP9a
my cock is so big it has its own anime show
my cock is so big it is the new super weapon in Gundam 00, will the epic pilots stop my cock before it blows its load all over the earth?
watch gundam 00 to find out
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Anonymous2007-09-20 19:42 ID:3UBnoQAA
My dick kept Hale-Bopp from hitting the Earth.
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Anonymous2007-09-20 19:43 ID:Ek4gD4XW
my cock is black as midnight sky's
my cock likes big black guys
and dogs
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Jesus Fucking Christ2007-09-21 2:23 ID:Usp+RkA8
>>67
Don't ever say jeepers in public... Cause if I happen to run into you, and I hear you say it, or anyone say it for that matter, I will make them wish they were never fucking born.