Global Warming is fake

Humidity has a much larger effect on the Earth's temp than C02. Humans contribute to 6% of the CO2 in the Earth's atmosphere.
The very small amount of CO2 produced by humans increases the oxygen output by trees.
The Artic is cooling down.
The Earth isn't covered in glass and doesn't actually have a
greenhouse effect.

You are basing millions of years of temperature off of just a hundred years of records? This is statistically illogical. Not to mention that they try to add together and average the Earth's temperature... which is just fucking retarded.

The melting of the Greenland ice cap is accelerating.  Any fool can see that.  That cap's melting is a major component to the approx. 1mm yearly rise in ocean level, and that rise will accordingly accelerate.  It's been said before and must needs be said again:

All the world's coastal maps will have to be updated.