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Sooo, I'd like advice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 12:26 ID:YTA0Wmnu

I need advice. I'm a guy, but I look like a girl. I'm not gay, and when I try to flirt with a girl she looks awkward and says "Um, I'm sorry, but I'm straight." or something to that extent. I'm really tired of it, and I let my hair grow out a little because when some girls started flirting with me, I set up a date with them. And guess what? Those chicks? Yeah, those girls are usually lesbians. I apparently look like a butch lesbian with short hair. What the hell? Oh, and guys flirt with me all the time. (Straight guys, usually.) I wear men's clothes, I don't act anything like a girl, and don't wear jewelry or makeup or anything like that!!! What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 12:29 ID:YTA0Wmnu

>>1

Dress like a woman and trick straight guys into dating you for a few dates, then tell him you're a guy. Major lulz will ensue.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:14 ID:SDHW1Hqd

>>2
Then fuck em

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:25 ID:2Mo9f7q7

>>3
and suck their BALLS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:31 ID:NCTcOzll

>>1
sorry man but wow that sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:47 ID:YTA0Wmnu

>>2
>>3
>>4

DO IT FAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:53 ID:NCTcOzll

>>1
>>2
same fag damn fooled me at first but thats what happens when you dont pay attention.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 14:12 ID:oyVimFkP

pic or gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 15:01 ID:vwCO506o

>What should I do?
Call me

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 15:48 ID:YTA0Wmnu

>>8

Just in case you haven't noticed, this is a fucking text board.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:05 ID:EpxEC+7h

Be a trans, and do lesbian sex. Profit.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 16:22 ID:PE/ovWrt

>>10
FAIL.  Ever heard of a link?  Do you know links to pics can be posted on text boards?  Go wash someone's asscrack with your face.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 17:05 ID:K6PtVjKq

Sex change?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:09 ID:bezHW8Aa

DO you have a purdy mouth?

CAN you squeal like a pig?

Move to Louisiana. Meet men. PROFIT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:40 ID:17mmvujC

>>1

Find a bisexual chick. Bonus points if she's into futanari/dickgirls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:50 ID:IUr7IRzo

>>15
fuck yeah

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 20:57 ID:YTA0Wmnu

>>15

The girl would get the best of both worlds!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 21:18 ID:NQJfPIW3

stay lonely forever and fap over furries like a basement dweller. basement dwellers dont need friends or a gf irl.

Name: ville.kallio@gmail.com 2007-09-09 21:20 ID:nWxWRE98


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