The truth behind rules 1 and 2

They only apply to raids -- we do not want people to know 4chan is responsible, that's why we say we are from Gaia or Newgrounds or some shithole.  There's nothing wrong with saying you go to /b/, unless you want lesser people to look down on you.

The truth is there are no rules. It was a fucking joke... that newfags now uphold as sacred 4chan doctrine whilst they spam all the memes they learned during the habbo raids and from watching flash movies and shit.