corrupt a wish

im sure you all know how to play.  one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but adds a twist/corrupts it, then that person makes his own wish.  ill go first

i wish the text board was as fast as the image board


ready set GO!!!!

>>8
What?  You wish that you're "pathetic"?  Heck, your wish was granted in full a long time ago.  Choose again.