corrupt a wish

im sure you all know how to play.  one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but adds a twist/corrupts it, then that person makes his own wish.  ill go first

i wish the text board was as fast as the image board


ready set GO!!!!

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I grant your wish:  The text board 404s as fast as the image board.

Here's mine:  I wish the White House had a wide-open wireless router.