corrupt a wish

im sure you all know how to play.  one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but adds a twist/corrupts it, then that person makes his own wish.  ill go first

i wish the text board was as fast as the image board


ready set GO!!!!

Granted, but the chainsaws don't have fuel/power and thusly do no harm to bush.

I wish my wish can't be corrupted.