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Flirting with Mother's Friend

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:22 ID:sHjA9YRi

Ok,So recently I been wanted to try my hand on an older woman I can't help but crave my mother's friend.Thing is,She's bisexual but predominately lesbian.And she has no son,only a daughter.I noticed she been throwing hints sometimes asking for help at times.But I don't know how to follow through I'm worried she might tell my mother if I do make a move.

I'm calling on the omnipotence of 4chan to help me with this dilemma.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:25 ID:jWKYgGtf

i demand pics and shove it up her pooper

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:27 ID:sHjA9YRi

I have her cell number on my phone if that helps with any advice

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:29 ID:jWKYgGtf

post her # and ill call her saying im someone guy she knew and if she can get together for a date or something and ill ask her what kind of guys shes into and then when i get the info ill post it here for you!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:33 ID:sHjA9YRi

>>4
Though I know the power of 4chan and how they can help I also I know that 4chan sometimes may not be trusted

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:36 ID:jWKYgGtf

>>5
i wouldnt dick over a fellow guy when he has the chance to get laid

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:46 ID:sHjA9YRi

I'm not gonna post the number

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:48 ID:Jh8570Cb

hi there

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 20:52 ID:sHjA9YRi

Yes,hello

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 21:20 ID:sHjA9YRi

/fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 20:46 ID:rqksjv/o

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 20:48 ID:3+KTq9tc

MILF FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 21:12 ID:rqksjv/o

No advice still I see.I'm gonna try my luck this friday/saturday with her

Name: RedCream 2007-09-05 21:15 ID:EZ6yU9Xw

>>13
Remember, everyone knows fucked-up relationships like what you propose have a high probability of success.  Go!  Don't think, just act!  After all, what's the worst that can happen?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 21:20 ID:rqksjv/o

>>14
Worst that can happen is that she says now and tells my mother and  I'll have a big lecture from her and she will tell everyone else in the family

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 21:54 ID:dewtb1dT

take picture

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 22:21 ID:NhcofRCk

Pictures first, and let her make the moves if you want to play it safe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 22:56 ID:rqksjv/o

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:08 ID:sgxSzdOV

>>18
Ugh! That bitch needs surgery!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:11 ID:aGMASHiN

Not worth it man just not worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:33 ID:dVRNEX/T

rotfl after seeing the pic, then seeing >>19 and >>20 comments haha.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:40 ID:vsLch9Rh

>>18
cool example of a really ugly whore, but what does the mother's friend look like?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 23:43 ID:NhcofRCk

Not worth it, find another target.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:24 ID:1+cr4flp

Just start coming on to her, staring into her eyes then look a little shy and scared as if uou've done something dirty, if she smiles or gazes back at you lean in for a kiss.

Older women don't get much attention from men their same age and miss the time in their lives when they had to be careful not to show too much skin in case they got groped or molested. They expect men in their early 20s and late teens to do this kind of thing and almost want it. As long as you look like you would start fucking her hard in a heart beat but somehow manage to act like a gentleman, are moderately attractive you will be sinking your cock into her pussy in no time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:57 ID:M0r5+EwN

how 'older' is this woman anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 15:47 ID:dcPIOnDF

in her 30s

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:28 ID:m0BlYPVM

id fuck her..

i fucked with my dog yesterday

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 16:35 ID:dcPIOnDF

>>27
You sir are class itself

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:12 ID:dcPIOnDF

What should I text her saying?

Name: silus 2007-09-06 17:49 ID:QsQzy7/U

>>28 lulz


>>24 you are a gentlemen and a scholar.
i agree with 24 start talking to her, tell her you are bored. then  pretend to get drunk or actually start drinking with friends and ask her to pick you up because you trust her. if she makes any "hints" then come up with something cleaver but obvious about what you mean. and if she does not like it then call her back the next day and say you are sorry and that she deserves to be treated better than that.
and ask if you can take her out to lunch. preferably when her kid is not home. and go at it from there.

or start dating the daughter and go to her house when you know the daughter is not home but the mom is. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:50 ID:2EZ/3k12

KILL DAT BITCH SON!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 17:52 ID:QsQzy7/U

what does she hint at?
like... what does she say?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 18:12 ID:ldCA7h1h

Stick your fist up her ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 18:45 ID:dcPIOnDF

>>32
She says something along the lines like "it's nice to have a guy help around my house I just wouldn't know what to do" and then she does one of those seducing smiles

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 19:48 ID:dcPIOnDF

So like I said before what should I text her saying

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 19:50 ID:L7+mT0Iz

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 20:02 ID:9HrG0kx7

Hey I asked her if she would like to try a threesome with my mum and me, and she accepted !  thanks all who supported me here

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 20:21 ID:dcPIOnDF

>>37
/fail our ID #'s is different nice try newfag

and who the fuck says mum.....

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