I stuck a penis in my cats mouth

...and discovered cats can give great blowjobs!

If by penis you mean flagpole and by cats mouth you mean anus and by cats you mean flagpoles and my great you mean ;_; and by blowjobs you mean horrorjobs

Then
I stuck a flagpole in my anus

...and discovered flagpoles can give ;_; horrorjobs

My cat gives the worst blowjobs ever. Her tongue is all raspy and she gags all the time. Good thing i knocked her teeth out though. She's now on a diet of cum because she can't chew her food.

>>3

What I did was stick sausages in her mouth until she was pro at scraping it with her teeth. I love how rough she is!

protip: put some butter on your dick, she will keep licking, also >>4

Ew, just get a dog you sick fuck.

I FUCKED A MOOSE ONCE

>>7

NO WAI

I'd totally watch you fuck one. [moose]

>>8
lies

>>9

NU UH

It would be easier to wrap sandpaper around yourself. Same feel, less biting.

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