suck

I am in my mid twenties and have never had a girlfriend. I havent even been kissed by a girl that wasnt my mother or my aunt. It sucks. I am completely lonely and bored all the time with no friends, noone to talk to, nothing to do. I used to not talk to girs growing up because I was always a perfectionist striving for some great accomplishment so people would pay attention to me. Now that I am out of high school, and living on my own (i was kicked out of my family at 17) and working my way through college, I have tried time and time again to get a girlfriend, stooping as low as eharmony and craigs list, but still no luck. Some days, I wonder why I even try.

OK well you don't need to dance. Shit dude, just go somewhere where chicks hang out and do something to make everyone go "Holey shit, THAT GUY IS FUCKING SWEET!" Then chicks will be like OMG that was cool. I don't know, dancing always works for me. Well, express your knowledge and get some hot nerdy chick to be all like "I'd tap that".