My name Is Master Reynolds, I am a 32 year old man living in South Dakota. I won a plantation and I have several young healthy african american sla - workers. You can call me Master.
I need instructions for installing my nigger. I received a nigger by special shipment from Atlanta, but I'm confused about how to get it to work. I unpacked it and everything, but it just sits there, listless and rarely moving (except to make clawing motions towards any 40oz bottle it sees). How do I activate my nigger and get it working?