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I hate this girl (whoever the hell she is

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 15:39 ID:1oDTWW75

So Yesterday I was out with my girlfriend, at the mall. The atmosphere was pretty lively and we were walking along steadily through the crowd of people. It was starting to get hot, so I took off my jacket. Big mistake.
I was wearing an 'I pwn noobs' shirt, though this was not really a big deal. My girlfriend had obviously never minded it, she actually thinks it's pretty funny since she sort of plays video games herself. So as I was saying, we were heading out towards the movie theater when suddenly I felt someone sneaking up behind us.
When I turned around, I was suddenly hugged by a mysterious girl in a purple sweater I'd never seen before. She had blond hair, and was considerably a few years older, probably a senior. Honestly she was pretty attractive herself.
"Who's this," my girlfriend suddenly blurted out.
"I-I don't know," I responded timidly, shaking my way away.
"Whaaat," the mysterious girl pronounced. "We've been going out for two months now, and you've been seeing someone else?"
At this point my girlfriend's face turned a little red, and she began power walking her way away towards us.
"Wait," I strongly called after her, but she kept walking.
I turned towards the mysterious blond girl.
"What the hell was that for?! And who are you?"
"That," she said forcefully as she pointed to my shirt. "You shouldn't be wearing a shirt like that, it brings up bad memories in some of us."
At this point I was in shock.
The mysterious blond girl turned away. Her last words to me were "have fun."


Thinking about it now, she might have been dumped by a guy who was way into gaming, anyways I don't know. All I know is that I couldn't find my girlfriend and she didn't answer her cell. When I came home she was on AIM, and I explained everything to her, thankfully she believes me.

Moral of the story: IDK.

But it doesn't end there, why I am posting this on gamefaqs.
It seems weird that the story continues but whatever. This is becoming weird.


Anyways, today after school I felt bored, so I took a drive to the same mall where the first event happened. This time however, I was not wearing my 'I pwn noobs' shirt, but a plain regular black shirt and jeans. At the time of going there my wallet was not very full, it had maybe sixty dollars in it.
I didn't actually plan to spend a lot of time there, just go quickly to gamestop, and see if they had command and conquer three which I'd been meaning to get. I kept a low profile, hoping not to meet the girl once again. Honestly guys, as much as it pains me I hate confrontations.
The complete opposite of what I had hoped for happened. The door to gamespot was wide open, and dozens of people were going in and out of the store. A certain familiar girl in a purple sweater was staring at the display idly, crouching down. Seriously I was surprised once again, totally not expecting it. The blond girl had pissed me off yesterday so I might as well go up to her and say SOMETHING.
"Why hello there, miss. I'm the guy you thoroughly pissed off yesterday." I said this almost briskfully. "Now I don't want to start any trouble, so could you please explain your actions kindly."
The blond haired girl glanced a bit towards me calmly, and went back on staring at the gamespot display.
She was ignoring me!! For that, I felt a little pity. Imagine being in her situation.
"Look, can we just talk about this," I said a little louder.
Suddenly she began to cry a little. First a tear, and then she buried her head.
"What did I do?" I had said this quickly and quietly, as people around us began watching.
There was something that always bothered my about watching people. I tapped the girl on the shoulder, and she looked up. I made a motion that seemed to say "let's go over there."
I started walking, and thankfully she followed, her head still in her hands. The food courts were around the corner, and I found an empty table.
We both sat at the two person table at each respective end. A thought crossed my mind that if my girlfriend were to find me here, she wouldn't really be my girlfriend no matter how much explaining I did.
"Look," I began. She took her head out of her hands, and used her fingers to wipe off the tears. "I just want to talk. What is your name."
The blond girl glared at me again. She seemed to glare for about 5 seconds before she opened her mouth again.
"Betty."
What an old fashioned name.
"So, umm, Betty. What was with yesterday? Why did you do that? I mean it took forever to explain to my girlfriend that I never knew you."
Betty's eyes become shiftier for a second.
"So your girlfriend is still with you?"
I blinked. "Yes, what did you think..?"
"Break up with her, as soon as possible."
"Why?! You can't just freakin tell me that out the blue and expect me to ****ing do it. Do you know her?"
"No."
"Then why?"
"Gamers are bad news."
Now, you guys may not know me but I am a ****ing hardcore gamer. Comments like these infuriate me.
"You can't just say that!" I said that one loudly.
Betty stood up and not even glancing at me started walking towards the west end of the mall.
"Wait," I stammered, and tried to follow her. It didn't take long to catch up.
"I just want to talk to you. Please."
I did want to talk to her. I wanted to convince to her that games weren't bad.
"Fine," she replied in a normal tone. "If you want to talk to me, come back here tomorrow."
As she was walking off she said this, once again.


Guess I have no choice right? I want to know what's up. WTF is up with with. I want to talk to this girl, and see why she doesn't like games.

I'll keep you guys updated.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 1:41 ID:zcvmjxMF

Little morning update, concerning the fate of my dear friend Roberto. It seems this is really going somewhere a little more, preternatural. This has become more like a surreal little part in my life. Some people as I’ve seen are getting into this, and enjoy my writing style. By the end of this rather short blog post, I’ll clarify on a bunch of things.

Last night, I stayed up a little past three, so it’s no wonder I’m tired. Just celebrating the beginning of spring break, by pulling a gaming night on my wii until I nearly passed out for sleepiness. Weird since I have insomnia.
At around nine in the morning I was awoken from the middle of a dream to the super mario bros theme song. To my right on the floor beside my bed, my cell phone was ringing. I looked at the cap, reluctantly tired, and saw that it was Roberto. Hurriedly I opened the phone and was greeted by the unpleasant sound of his early morning voice.
“YO MAN, WHAT’S UP. I was just checkin my phone and there’s thirteen missed calls from you. I know you love me, but what the hell is up with that?”
I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.
“Dude,” I said quickly suddenly feeling energy. “Where were you last night? I was so worried that I drove over to your house.”
“Whoa man,” Roberto replied in a more serious voice. “Calm down. Chill. I was just at a friends house for the night.”
“But then–“
”I didn’t pick up my phone because I left it at my place.”
I was so confused here. Once again I rubbed my eyes to make sure this wasn’t a dream.
“What happened yesterday at the mall after we parted ways?”
There was a five second pause, until I started talking again.
“You know with Betty running off like that.”
Still no answer after ten seconds.
Twenty seconds.
Thirty seconds.
A minute.
I could hear breathing.
Something faint.
I switched my phone to speaker so I could hear a little better. Still I couldn’t hear it. So I put my ear right into the phone. Still in a tone that was seemed intelligible, I did hear something being repeated over and over.
“Cough three times if you can hear this. Cough three times if you can hear this. Cough three times if you can hear this.”
It kept going on. I shivered a little, and put on my covers more. There was no choice.
I coughed three consecutive times.
Then I stuck my ear right back into the phone.
“For clarification cough just once more. For clarification cough just once more. For clarification cough just once more.”
Wasn’t much more I could do than that. So I did so, just as instructed. Then stuck my ear right in the place it’s been, concentrating all my senses on hearing this tiniest of a whisper.
“It’s not safe to talk about this on phone. Meet me outside our school tonight at 7. Cancel any plans you have with Venessa. Once you hear this message hang up the phone and do not call me again. It’s not safe to talk about this on phone. Meet me outside our school tonight at 7. Cancel any plans you have with Venessa. Once you hear this message hang up the phone and do not call me again. It’s not safe to talk about this on phone. Meet me outside our school tonight at 7. Cancel any plans you have with Venessa. Once you hear this message hang up the phone and do not call me again. “
Just to make sure I had this memorized I did listen to it three times, and hung up the phone promptly.


Now for a little Q and A to popular questions.

Q: So why are you posting this story on a the 4chan when it really could be a blog?
A: Well it sort of involves Gamefaqs because that’s how it all started. I like the community here and I wanna you know...post what happened to me. Right. I don't care about moving out to a different sit.

Q: What is your contact? Do you mind getting xfire’s from random people?
A: Sure, I’ll have a conversation. If anyone wants to discuss this with me one on one, please be my guest. (my xfire is actawesome. My aim is extremevgff.)

Q: What is your girlfriends, and yours real name? It might get confusing if you keep saying ‘I’, and ‘my girlfriend’ all the time.
A: My real name is Adrian(contrary to what my Faq says). My girlfriends name is Venessa.

Q: How did you and your girlfriend meet up?
A: Nothing dramatic or anything of the sort.. I was just friends for awhile, and one day three or four months ago I asked her out.

Q: Your writing is awfully, full of vocabulary, why?
A: Simple answer. I want to become a writer. So I describe everything that happened to me like in a first person narrative. Yes I have written novels, to future questions, and yes their story plot and characters are better than the ones in this story. If anyone wants to see one of my old unfinished novels just ask. Finally yes I hope to published in a few years.

And finally the last Q(Most commonly asked).

Q: Is this story really real?
A: Believe what you want to believe.

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