/b/, thank you for saving my life.

Dear /b/,
I recently authored two threads requesting advice on how to kill myself. I'm happy you complied and I followed through on advice on Carbon Monoxide poisoning. However, before I died two police offers arrived at my house and sent me to the hospital, where i was put on oxygen. I fully recovered and was enrolled in the psyc ward where i received much needed help with sexual confusion and chronic depression.

In my original thread i deceived you to some extent, claiming i was comiting suicide due to a cronic medical condition. I truely have Ulcerative Colitis and it certainly does nothing to help my situtaion, but the true reasons behind my sucide attempt run much deeper.

Due to my high level of cooperation I was quickly released only two days after admittance and am now typing this from my home. I have an appointment with a new therapist in two weeks and a psychologist. I'm sure my prescription to Zoloft will also be helpfull.

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i can't post pictures in the lounge, and I would have to create an unbelievable number of threads in /b/ to have even a chance of thanking someone who actually called.

In any case, no one would have any motive in posting as me to pretend I survived. It would be far more likely someone would fake that I did indeed die, there would be a stronger response.