/b/, thank you for saving my life.

Dear /b/,
I recently authored two threads requesting advice on how to kill myself. I'm happy you complied and I followed through on advice on Carbon Monoxide poisoning. However, before I died two police offers arrived at my house and sent me to the hospital, where i was put on oxygen. I fully recovered and was enrolled in the psyc ward where i received much needed help with sexual confusion and chronic depression.

In my original thread i deceived you to some extent, claiming i was comiting suicide due to a cronic medical condition. I truely have Ulcerative Colitis and it certainly does nothing to help my situtaion, but the true reasons behind my sucide attempt run much deeper.

Due to my high level of cooperation I was quickly released only two days after admittance and am now typing this from my home. I have an appointment with a new therapist in two weeks and a psychologist. I'm sure my prescription to Zoloft will also be helpfull.

was this about the guy who wanted to know if the rope he made would be good enough to hang him? and we had the newspaper?

i was wondering about him, i knew he'd fag out.

For anyone who missed it, my threads have been archived:
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=37559172&x=suicide+advice
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=37585420&x=suicide+advice+-+pt2
according to the police, they received many anonymous tips about my attempted suicide, including several international calls. If it were not for the phone calls made by anonymous to the police i'm sure I would be dead now. Thank you, Anonymous.

p.s. Not surprisingly, there are no emo kids in the psyc ward. emo kids are only after the attention and never actually wind up receiving medical attention.

No, I really did go through with killing myself, but /b/ called the police.

lol if u werent FUCKING STU PID your life wudnt need saved

"emo kids are only after the attention and never actually wind up receiving medical attention. "


But the strange thing is that you made 2 threads in /b/, and another one here in /lounge/, revealing your name etc. Did you do this to earn the titel of 'an hero' or were you just attention-whoring?

I can believe that the police received phonecalls, but not that they saved you just in time. I figure you fagged out and use this story to not make yourself look worse?

Even if true, it's still sensible to use a gun to off yourself and become an hero.  If you're too ghei to take the final trigger pull, then use a combination of easily-available off-ers:  lots of sleeping pills, and CO (carbon monoxide).  Get into the closed garage, open those car windows, turn on the car, and take ALL THE PILLS.  You won't wake up.  Oh yeh, make sure there's a full tank of gas, you moron.

>>7
that's what alot of people said in the thread too. I even send him links to kill himself in better ways i think. you know, helpful as i am.

I'm making a thread here to thank the Anonymous that called and let them know I'm alive.

As for the story, believe what you want i have no pics of the police so it never happened.

>>9
and why do you think your life will be better now? Oh and get a piece of your colon removed instead of going to therapy first.

If you really are alive, take another pic of yourself. You seemed to like taking a lot of pics during your attempt.

Sexual confusion? You mean you a fag so go and die you dick sucking faggot no one wants you breathing our air

Poop!

You're a faggot.

>>1

Well well why did you want to become an hero?
Just because your gay?

>>12
Actually, I'm not gay. it's much more complicated then that. All i can say is I'm thankful I'm not a furry. that would truly be a nightmare to explain to therapists. All I can say is I've grown up in a traditional Christian household and have trouble coping with the fact that I have very unusual sexual interests. Also thanks to /b/ I never had the 'no one understands me. I'm all alone' angst.

>>16

 Still doesn't answer why you were so good at taking pictures of yourself/noose/id before, and why you can't do it now. I think you're a fake. I'm sorry, but anybody who read those threads could easily just type in the name that was on your ID.

>>14

gtfo namefag

>>18
gtfo newfag

>>17
i can't post pictures in the lounge, and I would have to create an unbelievable number of threads in /b/ to have even a chance of thanking someone who actually called.

In any case, no one would have any motive in posting as me to pretend I survived. It would be far more likely someone would fake that I did indeed die, there would be a stronger response.