I have, I was going to stab a knife into my hart. My romemate came in and fought for the knife. I am so glad he did that. I am not happy with my self for trying. I know it is the wimps way out but at the time I could not see the light. That was 4 years ago. The thing that helped me the most was Enotalone. I know it sounds corny. I just wanted to tell you all thanks for being there for me.
I was going to stab myself in the gut with a knife a while ago, but I failed miserably.
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Anonymous2007-08-27 19:06 ID:tAOiyb/J
I was going to stab a knife in my heart, but realized it would take too much effort and stopped
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Anonymous2007-08-27 19:06 ID:FoDXG647
Attention whores. If you were "going" to do it you'd have done it. See, you arent decisive enough, hence why your life sucks.
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Anonymous2007-08-27 19:14 ID:xFHIqDzY
OMG, SO PATHETHIC!
If you try to commit suicide,please JUST ONCE!
And then --> the end and everthing is good!
Those guys who failed, are just so stupid that they deserved to be punished for their failing brains!!!
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Anonymous2007-08-27 19:16 ID:OYs/CJqx
I drowned myself but was found and resuscitated...not really an attempt.
No matter your situation, killing yourself is pretty fucking silly, really.
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Anonymous2007-08-27 19:56 ID:r2U0MYqP
its easier to jump off from a high place btw u suck
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Anonymous2007-08-27 20:03 ID:yM/cPTXA
I shot the guy through my shoulder
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Anonymous2007-08-27 20:14 ID:hXmk+SSZ
i tried to shoot myself but i accidentally drowned my mom instead. im a complete failure
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Anonymous2007-08-28 6:53 ID:WTVJatb5
Here's what I did:
I took my belt and made a noose which I ran over my head, then I stuck the other end in the top of the door to my room -- when fully closed I could probably hang myself from it. Then I stacked some books and stood on them. I kicked some away, but when I started going dizzy from the lack of blood to the brain, I somehow managed to open the door to save myself.
I want to be an hero :'(
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Anonymous2007-08-28 10:42 ID:VpnIgA/C
Did the toaster in bath. Heart stopped for a few seconds, no pulse, stayed conscious. Failed miserably.
Btw, i'm not a fucking emo and whiner. So gtfo.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 10:46 ID:vCLa6r0U
I once jumped off the empire state building...but then i shot web.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 10:48 ID:2iz0kCCe
I pissed at a high voltage cable once. Now I am a flatchest girl.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 12:24 ID:T/SUyLuz
So tell me how does it feel to fail at something else in life? Considering that the reason you tried to do it is because you are a failure and you couldn't even kill your self you must be a big waste of air/life
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Anonymous2007-08-28 12:46 ID:tlCPgl7d
I tried suicide by cop but the cops couldn't aim for shit and everytime I took a shot at one of them I got a headshot. So after killing the entire police department I had to give up and I bought a Gamecube instead.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 13:21 ID:9hZ7GgNd
You FUCKING FAGGOT TROLLS!
Just piss off.
If you want really to die then DO IT PROPERLY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME DISABLED RETARDS!
Carbon Monoxide is the safest way to go and the most peacefully!
>>18
You really should hedge your bet by taking a lot of sleeping pills or some other, easily available relaxant or poison, right before starting the car.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 14:40 ID:yzrKKbDz
actually new cars have less carbon monoxide in their fumes then they used to. so do it in an old one.
"Suicide attempts" can be very deep learning experiences even if they werent meant to kill yourself in the first place.
For one, they can be very deep, cathartic personal experiences. Kind of like how some things need to be cried out, but somethings can't.
For another, they are learning experiences, about yourself, the mind, and death. How far will you go? Will you get others to help? How much are you really kidding yourself? etc etc.
Also, loosing blood cuts oxygen to the brain and crates a natural high. The Mayans let their own blood constantly. It was like drinking in our cultures.
Has anyone seriously never "tried" to kill themselves? even when they were totally kidding themselves at the time and were very young?
But most of 4chan will never give any subject any consideration deeper than a glance or two so none of this really matters in this thread, and "shut up, faggot" is probably the only response this will get.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 18:21 ID:ZxLtl0z2
shut up, faggot
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Anonymous2007-08-28 18:22 ID:RazIhy9h
shut up, faggot
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Anonymous2007-08-28 18:22 ID:n2vKkqle
>>23
I constantly say to myself that I am going to suicide. I even have a exact plan how and where I am going to do it. Only a few things are holding me back.
I'd like to start the Finish The Job Foundation, which would fund suicide kits for hospitals who have to stitch these fucking nimrods back up after their "cry for help". Each kit would contain a massive dose of an organic poison that breaks down after usage. Hospitals can administer the kit in accordance to the Life-Waiver and Donation-Assertion petition inside it, which the fucko must sign once he's stable and again indicates he wants to off his useless self since Sarah-Emily or whoever still doesn't want to fuck him. He signs, they inject, and another worthless assface shuffles off his mortal coil in a well-organized way. His body gets cut up (for real this time, which emo-boi failed to do the first time) and used for organ donations. Since no one will miss such a worthless piece of shit, the remnant remains will end up in the crematorium. EASY PEASEY.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 20:47 ID:sxCigE0D
I jumped off the Golden Gate bridge, all it did was get me wet. I tried blasting my brains out, all I got was a headache. I licked a hooker's ass, all I got was a bad taste in my mouth.
I then came to the conclusion that I am immortal.