MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.
And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”
Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.
He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”
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Anonymous2007-08-25 18:05 ID:ZcrqP6dm
them so ignant
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Anonymous2007-08-25 18:21 ID:BU7taR1T
not all them. Just most of the ones on 4chan. However I have a feeling this thread was started by a white person.
What do you mean? I consider most 4channers more enlightened than your average Joe, or your average Internet-using Joe.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 18:46 ID:o0kajDdK
same reason everyone else is so ignorant.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 18:46 ID:BU7taR1T
>>6 are you kidding me? This is a place where racism, pedophilia, sexism, and homophobia are the norm, and these kids are more enlightened than the average joe?
>>8
Yes, we are for example aware of the fact that widespread homosexual pedophilia destroyed the Roman empire, along with an overabundance of nigger slaves.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 19:08 ID:BU7taR1T
>>9 shove "newfag" up your ass. When I found this place, everything I mentioned and the term "newfag," didn't exist here, but now everyone who speaks against it is called a newfag. Go choke on a dick.
I prefer Newfags to Freshmanfags in /comp/ though ;)
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Anonymous2007-08-25 19:23 ID:Pgq8IWLI
>>1
we are ignorant cause we made a fatal mistake when we braught them over here from africa as slaves what was we thinkin? they shouldve known black people cant ride boats so they where freed and got stuck in the us :P
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Anonymous2007-08-25 20:46 ID:K/Wgo6Eq
how is it for you to judge who is a new and who isnt.
in my opinion: "newfag" is a way to get deffencinve and look cool at the same time.
i.e. oh lawls that guy was mean to me, i guess i'll call him
a newfag to warn him off, that'll teach him.*sniff,sniff*
If they don't know a god damn thing, sound like it, or are just plain wrong beyond the everyday common trolls, then they're obviously new to the site and most likely underage. Since you don't know how to be able to determine who is new it displays that you yourself have not been here long enough to recognize any given anonymous by the content of their post. Give it a few years and maybe you'll get it down.
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Anonymous2007-08-25 23:19 ID:GAcfruAL
>>8
this place is just a hyperbole. you're obviously just a newfag who's too ignorant to 'get it'.
Still, when the mood is right most people here are capable of some intelligent debates. Your average American however, even one who graduated from Yale doesn't know anything.
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Anonymous2007-08-26 4:05 ID:j8oiAdNC
>>16 just plain wrong beyond the everyday common trolls, then they're obviously new
Or trolls, this is a really good way of trolling /a/.
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Anonymous2007-08-26 4:48 ID:9QHPt4jK
That da damn funniest thing ah ever see! White boy don't like snakes!