Story Time

So, I've been having a good time reading some random stories on 4chan, and some of the copypasta stories (Heck, even those are kind of interesting, sometimes)
So, I figure I'd ask you, anon, to tell me a story. The kind of thing you could only say on 4chan, because that's the kind of thing that's interesting.
Or, if you just happen to know of a thread with a good story, that's cool too, I just wanna kill some time, and hear something interesting.

Oh, and I'd post something, but I'm rather boring, and don't really have any. I know you're interesting anon, I've been paying attention.

Oh, and I'm in before Bel-air.

I actually just wrote a story a few minutes ago about my love life

So first I send her a ":-*" and wait at least a few minutes ya know to let it soak in and then I smoothly send a ";-)" and she looks at me and just ":-)" and so we both slip into the back room. We're chillin "8-)" and we're smokin cigars as we start to rub eachothers legs. Sometimes it's a little unconfortable at first ":-\" but we know we're just human so it's ok "O:-)". I then stick it in "=-O" and we get really into it ">:o"  but Megan, well, she likes it. Don't tell her I told you ":-X".  I then say I told you this would happen eventually ":-!" but it's okay because we both liked it ":-["  and then we finnish with a little ":-P" and we forget that the dildo is on lease and we don't have enough for another second of pleasure ":-$"